David is the bass player of The Bitter Lemons. By day, he works for the same media organisation as Nigel, the drummer, but music is never far from his heart. Dave was introduced to the bass at the age of 3 when his father, who played bass with the Frank Zappa Orchestra gaffa taped him to the back of a double bass and took him on the road. Dave himself started playing bass guitar at the age of 4 ½ and is now an accomplished player.

Dave designs and builds electric guitars and also has his own range of underwear. Dave is an amazing player who has the ability to play every song ever created without ever rehearsing it. Dave lives on his own country estate in Cambridgeshire, and is currently single, although he has appeared in most of the top ten porn movies. Height: 12’ 3” Eyes: 2 Hair: Yes.
Interesting fact: Dave once came second in a dwarf throwing contest. Oh - and a real biog for Dave is coming soon!